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| Wed Dec 31, 1969 18:00:00 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni] | FRIENDS NOW I M STARTING THIS THRD ONLY FOR UrnrnLitte Boy: Daddy, where did I come from?rnDaddy: You came from the storkrnLittle Boy: Ewww, you fuc ked a stork?rn rnrnFRIENDS I LL POST HERE 18+ EXCLUSIVE JOKES IF U LIKE ANY JOKE PLZ HIT REPUTE & THNX FOR ME Post Edited By : vimalsoni |
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| Wed Dec 26, 2007 08:07:48 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni] | "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey," he continued, "what would then neighbors think if I mowed the lawn like this?" His wife thought for a moment, then replied, "That I married you for your money." |
| Wed Dec 26, 2007 08:07:57 | |
| yeda_anna Mast Member [ PM: yeda_anna] | Wrong section ! |
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| Wed Dec 26, 2007 08:08:50 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni] | no i knw it but u ll like it here coz no one goes there |
| Wed Dec 26, 2007 08:26:43 | |
| faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6] | that not true everybody goes there if u will post ur jokes here than what the use of that section |
| Wed Dec 26, 2007 08:27:40 | |
| virus_nokia Frendz Elites [ PM: virus_nokia] | wrong section. Moved to proper place. |
| Wed Dec 26, 2007 08:29:42 | |
| vijugrt4u Royal Member [ PM: vijugrt4u] | Nice but its a wrong section |
| Thu Dec 27, 2007 07:03:59 | |
| yavich Mast Member [ PM: yavich] | nice yaar but it is wrong section |
| Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:14:59 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni] | Mr. ali had 3 sons named ....Rahemat Ali, Barkat Ali & Mehbub Ali.When 4th & 5th was born Ali's wife decided to name them..... Baskar Ali & Matker Ali |
| Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:15:14 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni] | Why Do Women Not Have A PENIS ? Ans: B'coz That Comes Together With The Brains. . . |
| Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:15:37 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni] | Arz Kia HaI CHOOT NE KAHA LOREY SE CHUDNE K BAAD Wah Wah Kia Baat Hai KYUN SUKREY BETHEY HO MIYAN MATLAB NIKALNE K BAAD. . . |
| Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:15:53 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni] | A camel met an elephant & elephant asked, "Why do you have your boobs on your back? The camel replied, "What a silly question from someone having dick on his face" |
| Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:16:32 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni] | The Englishman says, "I've got ten children, one more and I'll have a football team." The American says, "I've got fourteen children, one more and I'll have a rugby team." The Arabian says, "I've got seventeen wives, one more and I'll have a golf course." |
| Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:16:57 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni] | Friends are like underwear - always a comfort. Good friends are like condom - always protecting. Great friends are like viagra - lift you up when you are down |
| Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:17:31 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni] | Men are like tape recorder..... Forward, Backward, Forward, Backward, Forward, Backward, stop Eject...... |
| Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:18:01 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni] | Lot Of Elderly Ladies Crowded At A Book Store The Store's Advertisment Had A Typing Error!!! It Read: "Exchange Old BOOBS For New Ones" |
| Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:18:42 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni] | Secretariat Lift K Bahar Ek Note Likha Hai: LADIES KA KHAYAL KAREIN Aur Us K Neechey Likha Hai: EK WAQT MEIN SIRF 6 ADMI CHADHEN |
| Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:19:16 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni] | A kiss is called: Humanity if its on cheek, Love if its on lips, Passion if its on breast, Sensuous if its on navel, Sex if its on vagina, and Bravery if its on a s s h o l e... |
| Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:19:35 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni] | Q: What is the difference between a child and an egg? A: Egg is an a result of a sitting hen, child is a result of a standing cock |
| Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:20:42 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni] | Once Tarzan undressed and all animals started laughing. Tarzan asked them whats wrong ? They all replied in unison, we've seen an animal witha a tail in the front for the first time |
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| Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:21:29 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni] | A lady lost 3 panties in her house. She asked her husband but he didn't know. Husb asked maid. Maid replied: Saab, aapko to maloom hai mai kuchh nahi pahanti |
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