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Wed Dec 31, 1969 18:00:00
vimalsoni
Mobile King
[ PM: vimalsoni]
FRIENDS NOW I M STARTING THIS THRD ONLY FOR UrnrnLitte Boy: Daddy, where did I come from?rnDaddy: You came from the storkrnLittle Boy: Ewww, you fuc ked a stork?rn rnrnFRIENDS I LL POST HERE 18+ EXCLUSIVE JOKES IF U LIKE ANY JOKE PLZ HIT REPUTE & THNX FOR ME

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Wed Dec 26, 2007 08:07:48
vimalsoni
Mobile King

[ PM: vimalsoni]
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he stepped out of the shower.
"Honey," he continued, "what would then neighbors think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
His wife thought for a moment, then replied, "That I married you for your money."


      


Wed Dec 26, 2007 08:07:57
yeda_anna
Mast Member

[ PM: yeda_anna]
Wrong section !

      


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Wed Dec 26, 2007 08:08:50
vimalsoni
Mobile King

[ PM: vimalsoni]
no i knw it but u ll like it here coz no one goes there

      


Wed Dec 26, 2007 08:26:43
faiz4k6
da Mobile Guru

[ PM: faiz4k6]
that not true everybody goes there if u will post ur jokes here than what the use of that section

      


Wed Dec 26, 2007 08:27:40
virus_nokia
Frendz Elites

[ PM: virus_nokia]
wrong section. Moved to proper place.

      


Wed Dec 26, 2007 08:29:42
vijugrt4u
Royal Member

[ PM: vijugrt4u]
Nice but its a wrong section

      


Thu Dec 27, 2007 07:03:59
yavich
Mast Member

[ PM: yavich]
nice yaar but it is wrong section

      


Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:14:59
vimalsoni
Mobile King

[ PM: vimalsoni]
Mr. ali had 3 sons named ....Rahemat Ali, Barkat Ali & Mehbub Ali.When 4th & 5th was born Ali's wife decided to name them..... Baskar Ali & Matker Ali

      


Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:15:14
vimalsoni
Mobile King

[ PM: vimalsoni]
Why Do Women Not Have A PENIS ?

Ans:
B'coz That Comes Together With The Brains. . .


      


Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:15:37
vimalsoni
Mobile King

[ PM: vimalsoni]
Arz Kia HaI
CHOOT NE KAHA LOREY SE CHUDNE K BAAD
Wah Wah
Kia Baat Hai
KYUN SUKREY BETHEY HO MIYAN MATLAB NIKALNE K BAAD. . .


      


Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:15:53
vimalsoni
Mobile King

[ PM: vimalsoni]
A camel met an elephant & elephant asked, "Why do you have your boobs on your back?
The camel replied, "What a silly question from someone having dick on his face"


      


Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:16:32
vimalsoni
Mobile King

[ PM: vimalsoni]
The Englishman says, "I've got ten children, one more and I'll have a football team."
The American says, "I've got fourteen children, one more and I'll have a rugby team."
The Arabian says, "I've got seventeen wives, one more and I'll have a golf course."


      


Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:16:57
vimalsoni
Mobile King

[ PM: vimalsoni]
Friends are like underwear - always a comfort.
Good friends are like condom - always protecting.
Great friends are like viagra - lift you up when you are down


      


Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:17:31
vimalsoni
Mobile King

[ PM: vimalsoni]
Men are like tape recorder.....

Forward, Backward, Forward, Backward,
Forward, Backward,
stop Eject......


      


Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:18:01
vimalsoni
Mobile King

[ PM: vimalsoni]
Lot Of Elderly Ladies Crowded At A Book Store
The Store's Advertisment Had A Typing Error!!!
It Read: "Exchange Old BOOBS For New Ones"


      


Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:18:42
vimalsoni
Mobile King

[ PM: vimalsoni]
Secretariat Lift K Bahar Ek Note Likha Hai:
LADIES KA KHAYAL KAREIN
Aur Us K Neechey Likha Hai:
EK WAQT MEIN SIRF 6 ADMI CHADHEN


      


Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:19:16
vimalsoni
Mobile King

[ PM: vimalsoni]
A kiss is called:
Humanity if its on cheek,
Love if its on lips,
Passion if its on breast,
Sensuous if its on navel,
Sex if its on vagina,
and Bravery if its on a s s h o l e...



      


Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:19:35
vimalsoni
Mobile King

[ PM: vimalsoni]
Q: What is the difference between a child and an egg?
A: Egg is an a result of a sitting hen, child is a result of a standing cock


      


Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:20:42
vimalsoni
Mobile King

[ PM: vimalsoni]
Once Tarzan undressed
and all animals started laughing.

Tarzan asked them whats wrong ?

They all replied in unison,
we've seen an animal witha a tail in the front for the first time



      


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Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:21:29
vimalsoni
Mobile King

[ PM: vimalsoni]
A lady lost 3 panties in her house. She asked her husband but he didn't know.
Husb asked maid.
Maid replied: Saab, aapko to maloom hai mai kuchh nahi pahanti


      


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