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MEGA ADULT JOKS COLLECTION (NEW JOKES 18/11/2008)

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Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:37:28
faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6]	Q: What did Bipasha Basu say when she got tired of sex? A: JOHN-AB-RAHAM kar


Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:39:26
faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6]	Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon. Wife: Neeche kya padosi ghusengey?


Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:40:22
faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6]	In da chemistry class teacher asked a gal: What r nitrates? Ladki ne sharma ke kaha: Night rates r costlier than day.


Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:41:09
faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6]	Q: What is the definition of "burning love"? A: It's when at night u reach out 4 da Vaseline gel & pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake.


Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:41:46
faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6]	Mother: Do u know the meaning of Mangalsutra? Daughter: Yes, it is the license to enjoy Kamasutra.


Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:42:39
faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6]	Ghar ki bahu paraye mard ke saath soraithi saas ko pata chala lekin kuch nahi boli. malum hai kui? Kuiki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi..


Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:43:13
faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6]	Boy to gal: agar mein tumhe kiss karu to tum kya sochogi? gal: I think.. ek bevkuf jo pura USA ghum sakta tha airport se hi vapas gaya...


Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:44:22
faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6]	Yaad aate hai bachpan k woh haseen din, jab hum tum masti kiya karte the, tum lollipop k liye roya karte the, hum apni pant khol kar tumhe manaya karte the...


Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:45:02
faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6]	Q: Why do pubic hair never grey and hair on head turn grey? A: Bcoz uppar dimaag mein tension hi tension hai, par neeche Mauj hi Mauj!!


Thu Jul 10, 2008 02:47:35
faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6]	Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar he screamd "puttar hua! puttar hua!" Nurse shouted, "abe gadhe ladki hui hai, meri ungli chod"


Thu Jul 10, 2008 02:48:14
faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6]	LADY (BRA LETE WAQT) - Apake yaha Bra ki koun koun si size hai? SARDAR: Small, medium, Large, Extra Large, Bapp re bapp, aur Hey Bhagwan... Koun si dun Madam?


Thu Jul 10, 2008 02:48:48
faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6]	A foreigner asks a Hinjra in Delhi are U PROSTITUTE?? HINJRA: No I m SUBSTITUTE


Thu Jul 10, 2008 02:49:28
faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6]	Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar. Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto ke samne chaddi mat utarna. Basanti: Viru dar mat maine chaddi pahni hi nahi hai...


Thu Jul 10, 2008 02:50:22
faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6]	A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says Hello, how did u know I was here?
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 02:50:57
faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6]	JAANI ... Jin ke GHAR SHISHE Ke Hote Hai... WOH... WOH... WOH... WOH... WOH... WOH... WOH... SIRF RAT KO HI POTTY KARTE HAI...


Thu Jul 10, 2008 02:51:51
faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6]	Sir: guy(cow) hammari maata hai... (outside school... Bull fucking cow) Student: sir.. sir... bahar aapki maa chod rahe hai.


Thu Jul 10, 2008 02:52:26
faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6]	Never ask a woman this code 2659. Bcoz its very secret. It means 2 inch ka hole 6 inch ka pole 5 minute ka mazaa 9 months ki sazza!
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 09:53:35
joydip Average Mem. [ PM: joydip]	Bahu saas ki pair daba rahi thi... Achanak saas ki saree uth gayee aur chut dikhai de di. Bahu: pranam! Saas: pranam kyon? Bahu: pati ka janam bhumi aur sasurji ka ranbhumi ka darshan ho gayee!!
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 09:55:30
joydip Average Mem. [ PM: joydip]	Wife in bed (in a very romantic mood): "Sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo ki mera pasina nikal jaaye" Sardar gets up and switches off the fan...


Thu Jul 10, 2008 13:08:20
barunyogesh Zhakas Member [ PM: barunyogesh]	Lage raho frnd



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