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Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:24:10
faiz4k6
da Mobile Guru

[ PM: faiz4k6]
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gaherai me,
hamein mat dhoondo duniya ke bhich me
hum milenge tumhari girlfriend ki rajai me..


      


Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:24:46
faiz4k6
da Mobile Guru

[ PM: faiz4k6]
Hutch ka chota sex recharge...

Sirf kissing ke Rs-10
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kissing ke sath pressing ke Rs-50
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.

Full game Rs-199.


      


Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:25:31
faiz4k6
da Mobile Guru

[ PM: faiz4k6]
Beta kya kaam karte ho?

"Ji samaj seva karta Hoon."

Matlab?

"Gire huve ko uthata hoon,
Bichade huye ko Milata hoon"

Woh Kaise?

"Bra banata hoon."


      


Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:26:12
faiz4k6
da Mobile Guru

[ PM: faiz4k6]
A man was pressing lady's boobs in a crowded bus.
Lady, "Excuse me... Yeh aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!"
Man, "Itni bheed mein is se achha ho hi nahi sakta"


      


Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:27:00
faiz4k6
da Mobile Guru

[ PM: faiz4k6]
Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip
khuli dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi.

Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to
bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.


      


Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:27:32
faiz4k6
da Mobile Guru

[ PM: faiz4k6]
Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha..
"tum mein aur mujh mein kya fark hai?"

Insaan bola
"Tum daal par uchhalte ho..
hum daal kar uchhalte hain"


      


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Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:28:02
faiz4k6
da Mobile Guru

[ PM: faiz4k6]
Kaho Sunil Suhag Raat kaisi rahi

Sunil: Kuch mat poocho yaar!
Pehle 5-6 baar toh Missed call
lagi aur jab sahi number laga
toh balance Nil ho gaya!


      


Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:28:44
faiz4k6
da Mobile Guru

[ PM: faiz4k6]
What is the moral of
movie SALAAM NAMASTE?

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The moral is :-
Never trust Australian condoms


      


Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:29:20
faiz4k6
da Mobile Guru

[ PM: faiz4k6]
What is common between a
bus conductor and a gay Man?

Both shout peechey se Aaa


      


Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:30:00
faiz4k6
da Mobile Guru

[ PM: faiz4k6]
Girl: Main jab bhi apne pados
wale ladke ko dekhti hoon,
meri bra tight ho jati hai.

To uski Ma Boli
"Kal se bra hi mat pehan,
uski pant tight ho jayegi!!"


      


Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:30:37
faiz4k6
da Mobile Guru

[ PM: faiz4k6]
Independence day annoncement
by malika shehrawat.

Kar chale juda vastro
ko tan se saathiyo,
ab tumhare hawale
ye badan saatiyo.


      


Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:31:09
faiz4k6
da Mobile Guru

[ PM: faiz4k6]
How can i spell CH_TIA without U
or GAND_ or st_pid or K_TTE??
see how important r u dear!!


      


Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:31:40
faiz4k6
da Mobile Guru

[ PM: faiz4k6]
U r my best as best friend!!
u r

CHARMING
HELPFUL
UNDERSTANDING
TALENTED
IMPRESSIVE
AMAZING

in short u r :
C.H.U.T.I.A


      


Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:32:24
faiz4k6
da Mobile Guru

[ PM: faiz4k6]
Common dialogue on Exams &
1st wedding night -

" Kaisa Hua" ??
"Acha hua, thoda bada tha,
thoda chooth gaya,
aata tha par theek se hua nahi!


      


Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:33:14
faiz4k6
da Mobile Guru

[ PM: faiz4k6]
Sardarni: 3 chor aye aur mera
jordar RAPE karake chale gaye.

Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: bahut bola rukane ko
magar bole ab aur takath nahi.


      


Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:33:46
faiz4k6
da Mobile Guru

[ PM: faiz4k6]
hasti thi hasaati thi,
rooti thi rula ti thi,
badme maloom pada
sala chutiya banati thi


      


Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:34:29
faiz4k6
da Mobile Guru

[ PM: faiz4k6]
Son Saw parents having sex
he asks Dad whats up?

Dad: teri maa may PETROL barh raha hun
Son: Mom ki AVERAGE CHECK karo abhi
uncle bhi TANK FULL kay kay gaye hai


      


Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:35:24
faiz4k6
da Mobile Guru

[ PM: faiz4k6]
Iss aane vali thandi me aapko...

GHARWALI,

BAHARWALI,

SABJIWALI,

PADOSWALI,

COLLEGEWALI,

DOODHWALI,

KAMWALI,

FULWALI,
sab ka Pyar mile.


      


Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:35:54
faiz4k6
da Mobile Guru

[ PM: faiz4k6]
A man 2 shopkeeper:
Ek White colour ka Condom dena.
Shopkeer: White Hi kyun?
Man: Padosan ka husband guzar
gaya hai Afsos karne jaana hai.


      


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Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:36:30
faiz4k6
da Mobile Guru

[ PM: faiz4k6]
Gabbar : Yeh haath mujhe dede Thakur

Thakur : Lele Bhenchod, lekin subah
8 baje meri gand dhone aa jaana!


      


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