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| Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:24:10 | |
| faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6] | Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, dil dooba hai gamo ki gaherai me, hamein mat dhoondo duniya ke bhich me hum milenge tumhari girlfriend ki rajai me.. |
| Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:24:46 | |
| faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6] | Hutch ka chota sex recharge... Sirf kissing ke Rs-10 . . . kissing ke sath pressing ke Rs-50 . . . Full game Rs-199. |
| Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:25:31 | |
| faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6] | Beta kya kaam karte ho? "Ji samaj seva karta Hoon." Matlab? "Gire huve ko uthata hoon, Bichade huye ko Milata hoon" Woh Kaise? "Bra banata hoon." |
| Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:26:12 | |
| faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6] | A man was pressing lady's boobs in a crowded bus. Lady, "Excuse me... Yeh aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!" Man, "Itni bheed mein is se achha ho hi nahi sakta" |
| Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:27:00 | |
| faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6] | Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi. Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga. |
| Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:27:32 | |
| faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6] | Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha.. "tum mein aur mujh mein kya fark hai?" Insaan bola "Tum daal par uchhalte ho.. hum daal kar uchhalte hain" |
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| Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:28:02 | |
| faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6] | Kaho Sunil Suhag Raat kaisi rahi Sunil: Kuch mat poocho yaar! Pehle 5-6 baar toh Missed call lagi aur jab sahi number laga toh balance Nil ho gaya! |
| Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:28:44 | |
| faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6] | What is the moral of movie SALAAM NAMASTE? . . . . . The moral is :- Never trust Australian condoms |
| Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:29:20 | |
| faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6] | What is common between a bus conductor and a gay Man? Both shout peechey se Aaa |
| Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:30:00 | |
| faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6] | Girl: Main jab bhi apne pados wale ladke ko dekhti hoon, meri bra tight ho jati hai. To uski Ma Boli "Kal se bra hi mat pehan, uski pant tight ho jayegi!!" |
| Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:30:37 | |
| faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6] | Independence day annoncement by malika shehrawat. Kar chale juda vastro ko tan se saathiyo, ab tumhare hawale ye badan saatiyo. |
| Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:31:09 | |
| faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6] | How can i spell CH_TIA without U or GAND_ or st_pid or K_TTE?? see how important r u dear!! |
| Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:31:40 | |
| faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6] | U r my best as best friend!! u r CHARMING HELPFUL UNDERSTANDING TALENTED IMPRESSIVE AMAZING in short u r : C.H.U.T.I.A |
| Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:32:24 | |
| faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6] | Common dialogue on Exams & 1st wedding night - " Kaisa Hua" ?? "Acha hua, thoda bada tha, thoda chooth gaya, aata tha par theek se hua nahi! |
| Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:33:14 | |
| faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6] | Sardarni: 3 chor aye aur mera jordar RAPE karake chale gaye. Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi? Sardarni: bahut bola rukane ko magar bole ab aur takath nahi. |
| Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:33:46 | |
| faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6] | hasti thi hasaati thi, rooti thi rula ti thi, badme maloom pada sala chutiya banati thi |
| Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:34:29 | |
| faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6] | Son Saw parents having sex he asks Dad whats up? Dad: teri maa may PETROL barh raha hun Son: Mom ki AVERAGE CHECK karo abhi uncle bhi TANK FULL kay kay gaye hai |
| Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:35:24 | |
| faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6] | Iss aane vali thandi me aapko... GHARWALI, BAHARWALI, SABJIWALI, PADOSWALI, COLLEGEWALI, DOODHWALI, KAMWALI, FULWALI, sab ka Pyar mile. |
| Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:35:54 | |
| faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6] | A man 2 shopkeeper: Ek White colour ka Condom dena. Shopkeer: White Hi kyun? Man: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai Afsos karne jaana hai. |
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| Mon Jul 07, 2008 02:36:30 | |
| faiz4k6 da Mobile Guru [ PM: faiz4k6] | Gabbar : Yeh haath mujhe dede Thakur Thakur : Lele Bhenchod, lekin subah 8 baje meri gand dhone aa jaana! |
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