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Mon Feb 08, 2010 05:27:13
ZUBiN.. Zhakas Member [ PM: ZUBiN..] Collection	How wud sum common english sayings translate in hindi??? > >Have a nice day! >----- * Achcha din lo! > >What's up? >----- Uppar kya hai? > >You're kidding! >----- Tum bachcha bana rahe ho! > >Don't kid me! >----- * Mera bachcha mat banaao! > >Yo, baby! What's up? >-----* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai? > >Cool man! >-----* Thandaa aadmi! > >Check this out, man! >----* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi! > >Don't mess with me, dude. >----- * Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti. > >She's so fine! >----- * Woh itnee baareek hai! > >Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!? >----- * Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek? > >Hey good looking; what's cooking? >----* Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho? > >Are you nuts? >----- * Kya aap akhrot hain? > >Son of a gun. >----- * Bachcha bandook ka. > >Rock the party. >---- * Party mein patthar feko. > >And the best ones are..... > >How do you do? >----- * Kaise karte ho? > >Keep in touch! >----- * Chhoote Raho.


Mon Feb 08, 2010 05:27:33
ZUBiN.. Zhakas Member [ PM: ZUBiN..] Collection	Mother to her teenage daughter: I think its right time, we should talk about sex. Daughter: Sure mom, What do u want to know?


Mon Feb 08, 2010 06:01:51
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707] Collection	WHEN U NEED HEART . . . Ye Dil Aap Ka Hua U NEED FRIEND . . . Mujh Se Dosti Karo Ge U NEED JOY . . . Dhoom Macha Le Dhoom U NEED HELP . . . Main Hoon Na U NEED BALANCE . . . Hum Aap K Hain Kon


Mon Feb 08, 2010 06:02:47
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707] Collection	4 Log badnaseeb hain.> (1)who jo Maa Baap ki qadar na kare . (2)who jo ustad ki qadar na kare (3)who jo waqt ki qadar na kare (4)who jo mere SMS ki qadar na kare


Mon Feb 08, 2010 06:03:58
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707] Collection	1 Baar Body Ke Parts Ki Meeting Hui. Sab Aaye Pr Jigar Nahi Aya Sab Hairan Hue K Jigar Kaha Gya Baad Me Pata Laga Jigar To Msg Parh Raha Ha.. Miss U JIGAR...


Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:37:42
ZUBiN.. Zhakas Member [ PM: ZUBiN..] Collection	A sardar entered ladies toilet.Lady -Ye Mahilao ke Liye Hai.Sardar Laughed,opened his zip-Ye konsa garam masala kootne ke liye hai,ye bhi mahilaO ke liye hai.


Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:39:43
ZUBiN.. Zhakas Member [ PM: ZUBiN..] Collection	Prgnant Tachr clas me Tabl pr Tang rakh k Bethi Boy:Madam ap ko ladka hi hoga T'er:kaise Malum By: Jb ap Tang UPAR Rkhti ho to LADKE ki MUCHE Dikhti hai..


Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:41:29
ZUBiN.. Zhakas Member [ PM: ZUBiN..] Collection	Machar Ka Bacha pehli Baar Uda, Jab Wapis aaya to Baap ne Pucha kaisa laga Udke? Machar Bola-Bahut acha, Jidhar bhi Gaya Log Taliya Baja rahe they. :-).


Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:46:02
ZUBiN.. Zhakas Member [ PM: ZUBiN..] Collection	Ek nangi ladki Taxi me bethi Sardar driver use ghurne laga Ladki :- kabhi Bina kapde ladki nahi dekhi kya? Sardar- "MAIN SOCH RAHA HOON PAISE KAHA RAKHE HONGE?


Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:47:11
ZUBiN.. Zhakas Member [ PM: ZUBiN..] Collection	Sharabi nashe me Biwi ki choot par Ungli rakhke bola, "Ye Rasta kaha jata hai?" Biwi Lund pakad k boli, "Is harami se Pooch, Ye daily Up Down karta hai..


Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:48:08
ZUBiN.. Zhakas Member [ PM: ZUBiN..] Collection	Man 2 chemist=VIAGRA ki extra dose dena.aaj 3 galfren aaygi 2 DINbad=yaar IODEX dena CHEM=zyada mehnat karli ky? MAN=na,hath me dard hai, HRAMJADI ek BHI NAi ayi


Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:53:30
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707] Collection	New offer. Call rates ab dimag ke hisab se.. Jitna chota dimag utne kam call rates. Congrats! Apki call to free hogi.


Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:55:43
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707] Collection	Hey.. My new number is 9975637507 Plz save it...aur maje ki baat to ye hai Ki purana bhi yahi tha hehehe


Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:56:45
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707] Collection	Santa Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya: Santa Tarap Tarap k Marne Hi Wala Tha K Use Yaad Aaya K Bijli 2 Din Se Band He


Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:58:01
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707] Collection	Teri khushi Meri Khushi Tera Gam Mera Gam Yeh har saans tere liye Har pal teri hi yaad hai Aayee hai teri yaad Socha hai tujhe phone karlu Bas aur ek baar recharge karvade


Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:59:36
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707] Collection	mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal ghanti bajegi bander nachega mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega


Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:01:51
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707] Collection	Woh aapko door se dekh kar apne duppatta sambhal leti hai... Mein hairan hoon is baat pe ki who door se apki neyat kaise pehchan leti hai


Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:15:56
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707] Collection	Oye utho… ye koi sonay ka waqt hai? jab dekho sotay rehte ho… kia sari zindagi so k bitani hai??? aur han ab mujhe reply mat karna… I AM SLEEPING


Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:38:03
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707] Collection	U think of ME and I think of U. When v both think of each other, Do u knw what it means ? It means v both have no work to do!! Dono “NIKAMMAY”


Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:38:36
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707] Collection	sorry ghalti se ye msg app ko send hogaya Neche mat parhna neche ulta Seeda lika hai . . . . . Ulta Seeda



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