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Fri Feb 05, 2010 08:11:32
Saleem.Akhtar
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Pappu : Papa aaj se school mein 1 period sex education ka lgege.

Papa : thats very gud, par ye lulli kyun hila rahe ho.

Pappu: teacher ne homework diya h


      


Fri Feb 05, 2010 08:12:37
Saleem.Akhtar
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pesh hai ek new song

      


Fri Feb 05, 2010 08:13:10
Saleem.Akhtar
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Gabru nu kudi koi dave jawab,

Fuddi len lagge jdon aa jave peshab,

Bina muthh maare jdon kachhe vich chhutda...

Sohn rabb di bai odon dil tuttda


      


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Fri Feb 05, 2010 08:14:38
Saleem.Akhtar
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Akbar ne apni begum ko surprise dene k liye neeche k baal kaat liye.


Raat ko neend mein begum ne neeche haath fera aur boli,"birbal G aap"


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Fri Feb 05, 2010 09:08:22
m.irfan
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Ha ha ha

      


Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:00:17
Saleem.Akhtar
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Teacher - Machhar se aids failta hai ya nahi

Student - G nahi failta.

Teacher - Kyun? Explain karo

Student - Kyun k wo dank marta hai gaand nahi


      


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Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:24:46
Saleem.Akhtar
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Sharaabi nashe mein biwi ki choot par ungli rakh kar bola-ye rasta kidhar ko jata hai



Biwi uska lund pakad kar boli-Is harami se puchh ye daily idhar up-down karta hai



      


Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:26:45
Saleem.Akhtar
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thats all for the day. Kal aur post karunga 05/02

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Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:32:00
Saleem.Akhtar
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hit thanx guys if u like my work

      


Sat Feb 06, 2010 09:30:49
Saleem.Akhtar
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Santa complaints to doctor : Condom lgane k baad bhi meri wife ko 3 bachchey ho gaye hain.....

Doctor : kaise use karte ho?

Santa:Jitna chadhta hai chadha k baaki ka extra aage se kaat deta hun



      


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Sat Feb 06, 2010 09:36:18
Saleem.Akhtar
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Shukar hai aapke haath asman tak nahi pahunch pate,

varna chand aur sitare to cheej kya hain

Aap to pariyon ki choot mein bhi ungali kar aate



      


Sat Feb 06, 2010 19:36:53
Saleem.Akhtar
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Bus mein 1 pregnant sardarni jammu ja rahi thi.

Ticket bnate waqt.....

Conductor,"Hanji madam 1 jammu ya 2 jammu"

Sardarni,"Kuttya 1 e jammu par tere varga kanjar na jammu"


      


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Sat Feb 06, 2010 19:40:15
Saleem.Akhtar
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Jab Gandhi G ki wife 9 saal

mein 9vi baar pregnant hui

to Nehru G se boli,"Bhai

sahab inhe samjhaiye na k

kam se kam condom to suti

kapde ka na pehne


      


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Sat Feb 06, 2010 19:46:34
Saleem.Akhtar
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do you know Saas aur bahu mein ladai kyun hoti hai?


Kyun k saas jo underwear 25 saal tak sambhalti hai bahu usko 25 mint mein utar dalti hai


      


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Sat Feb 06, 2010 19:55:29
Saleem.Akhtar
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Bus Conductor,"Bachche ka full ticket lagega"

Village lady,"Ye to abhi choochi peeve hai"

Conductor,"Choochi to iska baap b peeve hai to kya uska bhi adha legi


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Mon Feb 08, 2010 21:20:58
Bobby3711
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Hahahahahahahaha

      


Mon Feb 08, 2010 21:21:14
Bobby3711
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Mahakamina

      


Tue Feb 09, 2010 02:52:14
Saleem.Akhtar
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Beta : Papa mujhe 1 bhai chahiye

Papa : Beta wait karo usme 9 mahiney lagte hain

Beta : Aap to thekedar ho 7-8 aadmi laga do kaam jaldi ho jayega


      


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Tue Feb 09, 2010 02:58:29
Saleem.Akhtar
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Beta : Papa heart ki kitni tange hoti hain

Papa : Beta 1 bhi nahi

Beta : To fir aap raat ko kyun kehte ho sweet heart tange upar karo


      


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Tue Feb 09, 2010 03:42:54
Saleem.Akhtar
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Suhagrat ko pati ne patni ko 500 ka note diya aur bola-Humne kabhi ye kaam free mein nahi kiya.

Patni ne 200rs wapas dete huye kaha-Humne bhi kabhi apno se jyada nahi liya


      


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