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| Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:12:51 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile Genius [ PM: vimalsoni] | One Egyptian girl decided to commit suicide.So she slept between railway tracks with her legs spread open...... Next day....headline in newspaper "ONE TRAIN IS MISSING" |
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| Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:13:20 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile Genius [ PM: vimalsoni] | Secret of LONG LIF EMorning:2 eggs with milk.. Evening:two pags with chips.. Night: two legs with Kiss.... |
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| Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:13:54 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile Genius [ PM: vimalsoni] | What is the difference between MELODY and MALA-D? MELODY is given when Childrens make masti... MALA-D is given when Children's Mother make masti!!! Post Edited By : vimalsoni |
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| Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:15:14 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile Genius [ PM: vimalsoni] | Lady: Hello! Police station? A man has entered my house & he's trying 2 rape me right now Can u aaahh, oowww, wowwww,aaahhhrestt him toorowwwww.... |
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| Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:15:40 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile Genius [ PM: vimalsoni] | A callgirl had sex with a doctr. Aftr climax, She asks:''R u n ANAESTHETIST?'' Dctr:''Ya!,How did u know?'' Callgrl:''When u put it and when u removed it i didn't know..." |
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| Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:37:28 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile Genius [ PM: vimalsoni] | Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let me suck you, dont feel shy |
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| Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:38:21 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile Genius [ PM: vimalsoni] | Husband & wife talak ke baad. Husband :''Bacha mera hai" Lady :"wah ji wah! Bartan mera, dudh mera, thoda sa khatta kya dal diya pura dahi tera?!! |
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| Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:39:26 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile Genius [ PM: vimalsoni] | Patle Patle Chotron Ko Hum Phula Dege. Gol Gol Mumoon ko HumDaba Dege. Ap Hamara 1 Bar Le Ke To Dekho Chod Chod Ke Apki Gand Sujha DEGE.... |
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| Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:39:48 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile Genius [ PM: vimalsoni] | Fuck is easy, f@#k is funny, anybody fuck for money, if you think that fuck is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money! |
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| Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:40:07 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile Genius [ PM: vimalsoni] | Tum duniya k un chand insano may say eik ho jin ko daikh kar un k baap kehtay hay k Kash us din "Condom Chara Liya Hota" |
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| Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:40:32 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile Genius [ PM: vimalsoni] | 1st Randi : Lagta hay koi customer araha hay 2nd Randi : tumay kaisay pata chala ? 1st : Mujay lund ki khusbu ayi hay 2nd : Lo wo tu mein nay dakar mari hay |
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| Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:41:02 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile Genius [ PM: vimalsoni] | Ek Aadmi Guard se.. pata he ke me C.M. ke bahut CLOSE hu. Mujhe ander jane de... Guard- Sir, jhatte bhi L**D ke CLOSE hote hai,.. par wo ander nahi jaate hai.. |
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| Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:42:20 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile Genius [ PM: vimalsoni] | whts d difference between secretary n personal secretary??? secretary:gd morning sir personal secretary  h my goddd its morning sir |
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| Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:43:14 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile Genius [ PM: vimalsoni] | Blind boy giving sweets 2 all...... Aunty came from bathroomwithout dress 2 get sweets, knowing he is blind.... Aunty : What special?? Blind : I got my eyes aunty.... |
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| Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:44:02 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile Genius [ PM: vimalsoni] | An old man's t-shirt Quote : I am not 50... I am 16 with 34 years of experience..:-) That's attitude! |
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| Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:44:28 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile Genius [ PM: vimalsoni] | During Pregnancy, 1st Three Months F*k Normal Style Next 3 Months F*k Dog Style Last 3 Months Do It Wolf Style Sit Outside The Pu**y And Howl. Aaaoooo |
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| Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:53:44 | |
| vimalsoni Mobile Genius [ PM: vimalsoni] | During Pregnancy, 1st Three Months F*k Normal Style Next 3 Months F*k Dog Style Last 3 Months Do It Wolf Style Sit Outside The Pu**y And Howl. Aaaoooo |
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| Mon Dec 31, 2007 13:54:15 | |
| samie_88 Royal Member [ PM: samie_88] | sexy jokes |
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| Mon Dec 31, 2007 13:56:18 | |
| samie_88 Royal Member [ PM: samie_88] | upload in hindi more |
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| Tue Jan 01, 2008 07:32:52 | |
| coolsam Junior Member [ PM: coolsam] | awesome man.sm r really sexy |
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