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Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:00:56
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	Wat does a girl mean when she offers you a PEPSI? P=Please E=Enter P=Penis S=Slowly I=Inside ''Aha'' yeh dil mange more... PEPSI KELIYE HUM besharam hai


Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:01:41
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	Worried mother gives her daughter a pack of condoms b4 a hot date. Girl laughs and hugs her mother- "Times have changed Mum. I'm dating teena. Give me candles"!


Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:02:10
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	Poisonous BRA --- coBRA Mathemetical BRA---- algeBRA striped BRA---- zeBRA strongestBRA---- vertiBRA sunsignBRA---- liBRA magical(invisible)BRA---aBRA ka daBRA


Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:02:54
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	4girls in an interview. Boss: normaly a woman has2 mouths. Tell me the difference between them? Girl1: one can talk n another cannot. Girl2: one is horizontal another is verticle. Girl3: one is hairy n another dont. Girl4: one 4 own use, another 4 boss use. Try 2 guess who will get job..?


Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:03:20
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	A famous prostitute dies. At her funerala man says,"Atleast now, they will b together." Other man asked,"R u talking about her husband?" No...!her LEGS...


Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:03:37
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	Women top 7 lies. 1. I love you 2. I am virgin 3. I hate sex 4. You are first who is touching me 5. Oh its 2 big 6. Never seen B 4 . 7. O K Kindly once.


Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:04:10
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	5 road signs which best describe female organs 1.deep excavation 2. Slippery when wet 3. Stop on red signal 4. Slow down curves and hump 5. Men at work


Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:04:33
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	Waitress comes nude in front of theguests while serving the halwa. person: What’s this? W: In the Recipe book it was writtern that ‘Serve hot without dressing’


Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:04:52
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	Two girls taking shower together. 1st girl: I have so much hair on my pussy, why is your pussy so clean? 2nd girl: Have you ever seen grass on a busy road.


Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:05:26
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	A General asks a young lady officer, how she felt in Services? Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir & the whole night in No Sir, No Sir!


Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:05:51
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for successful penetration. Girl: Mam, how about 9 inches? Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury
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Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:06:25
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	medically speaking why are condoms transparent ??? . . . . so the sperms can atleast enjoy scene even if their entry is restricted


Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:06:52
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR? 1) both are hot. 2) both look better while going down 3) both disappear by night............


Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:07:07
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man, but behind a SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man...


Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:08:21
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	What is the diff between riding a bicycle and riding a woman? riding a bicycle u fix ur ass and move ur legs, while riding a woman u fix ur legs and move ur ass


Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:09:02
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	A man is lying on the beach and suddenly this young woman comes and stars to pat his butts. He turns around and asks "what r u doing". she says that she likes playing the tabla. The man says "do u like to play flute?"


Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:09:40
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	Girl 2 mom: is it tru dat babies cum out 4om wer boys put their penis?? Mom: Yes Girl: It means my baby will come out breaking my teeth????


Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:10:07
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	Lady: So much knee pain Doc: Reason Lady: Doggy's style of sex.. Doc: Don't u know any other styles?? Lady: I know but dog doesn't know...


Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:12:03
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	HOW DOES A CRICKET COMMENTATOR DESCRIBES A NAKE WOMAN? NO COVER NO EXTRA COVER NO SLIP 2 SILLY POINTS 2 FINE LEGS AND A DEEP GULLY LITTLE GRASS ON THE PITCH


Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:12:30
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	A Girl visit for a urine test. By mistake her reports change. Dr says her. U r pregnent. Girl: Nowadays we can't believe our own fingers.....



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