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Thu Feb 04, 2010 21:24:22
Saleem.Akhtar
Elite Forces

[ PM: Saleem.Akhtar]
Saas bahu se : Mujhe to bs 1 pyara sa pota chahiye. . . .


Bahu : bs 1 ??? aapka beta to mujhe aise chodta hai jaise 14 november ki rally meri he chut se niklegi...


      


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Thu Feb 04, 2010 21:27:45
Saleem.Akhtar
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Log kehte hain k aurat k haath mein barkat hoti hai......






Bilkul sahi hai.....





2-3 inch ki cheej





haath mein de do





8 inch ki kar deti hai




      


Thu Feb 04, 2010 21:39:29
Saleem.Akhtar
Elite Forces

[ PM: Saleem.Akhtar]
1 ladki ka 2ri baar blatkar hua

Uski ma boli - maine kaha tha na aage se dhyan rakhna.


Ladki - Maine aage se dhyan rakha tha. Par unhone peechhe se daal diya




      


Thu Feb 04, 2010 21:47:41
Sibivr
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Gr8 .Keep updating.

      


Thu Feb 04, 2010 22:26:08
Saleem.Akhtar
Elite Forces

[ PM: Saleem.Akhtar]
Sardar ki shadi hui.

Suhagrat ko sardar ne sardarni ki choot mein 1 ungli daali.

Sardarni sharmate huyeoosri b daalo na

Sardar:Kyun siti bjani aa


      


Thu Feb 04, 2010 23:15:21
Saleem.Akhtar
Elite Forces

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Santa : Dhritrashtra k 100 putra thay Pandu k 5. Aisa kyun. . .



Banta : Jinki aankhen hoti hain unko aur bhi bohat kaam hote hain.



      


Thu Feb 04, 2010 23:18:12
Saleem.Akhtar
Elite Forces

[ PM: Saleem.Akhtar]
Muddat se thi unki fuddi k aas, Deear-e-chut ko dil mein daba liya.



Kisi ne di unke chudne ki khabar, Itni maari muthi k loda suja liye


      


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Thu Feb 04, 2010 23:40:43
Saleem.Akhtar
Elite Forces

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Wo goliyan bhi kya goliya hoti hain !!!

Jo khade lund k neeche soti hain

Sala lund to andar maza lene chala jata hai

ye choot par sir patak patak k roti hain


      


Thu Feb 04, 2010 23:44:30
Saleem.Akhtar
Elite Forces

[ PM: Saleem.Akhtar]
Boy : Chalo kisi veeran c jagah par chalte hain.

Girl : kuchh karoge to nahi

Boy : bilkul nahi

Girl : Fir rehne do. Yahan bhi theek hai


      


Fri Feb 05, 2010 00:52:27
Saleem.Akhtar
Elite Forces

[ PM: Saleem.Akhtar]
1 budha pco par phone karne gaya.

Girl Operator - Baba kahan karoge ?

Budha - Beti chair par to hoga nahi neeche he bori daal lete hain


      


Fri Feb 05, 2010 00:54:23
Saleem.Akhtar
Elite Forces

[ PM: Saleem.Akhtar]
Q - chut kya hai? Hindi mein define karo.

A - 2 pavitra jangho k beech wo mahan gufa jahan shri lund g maharaj khadi mudra mein andar jaate hain aur murchhit mudra mein bahar aate hain


      


Fri Feb 05, 2010 00:55:57
Saleem.Akhtar
Elite Forces

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1 very hot wife husband ka pakad k boli-Mera laal, mera bachcha mera sona uth ja na


husband : Behnchod isko choot mein lena hai ya tyar karke school bhejna h


      


Fri Feb 05, 2010 00:58:39
Saleem.Akhtar
Elite Forces

[ PM: Saleem.Akhtar]
Boyz ki zindagi k 2 usool hain....

1 wo anjaan ladki ko kabhi lift nahi dete

2 wo kisi ladki ko anjaan nahi samajhte


      


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Fri Feb 05, 2010 00:59:33
Saleem.Akhtar
Elite Forces

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Bachcha : Aunty aapko is baar ladka he hoga.

Pregnant lady : tumko kaise pta?

Bachcha : Aapki fati huyi salwar mein se uski munchhe dikh rahi hain.


      


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Fri Feb 05, 2010 01:02:12
Saleem.Akhtar
Elite Forces

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Wife to husband : Hamari beti ki bra padosi k ghar se mili.

Husband : tum wahan kya karne gayi thi ?

Wife : Apni bra lene


      


Fri Feb 05, 2010 01:03:10
Saleem.Akhtar
Elite Forces

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Papa : Beta tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye ?

Beta : G chand jaisi, jo shaam ko aaye aur subah chali jaye...

Papa : Kaminey use chand nahi randi kehte hain


      


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Fri Feb 05, 2010 01:05:28
Saleem.Akhtar
Elite Forces

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Girl - Madam class k ladke tng karte hain.

Madam - Ye to galat hai beti. Ladke class k hon ya bahar k wo hamesha khuli he karte hain.


      


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Fri Feb 05, 2010 05:29:19
Saleem.Akhtar
Elite Forces

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lagta hai koi is section mein visit nahi karta

      


Fri Feb 05, 2010 08:09:12
Saleem.Akhtar
Elite Forces

[ PM: Saleem.Akhtar]
apne ko kya hum to apna kaam karte rahenge

      


Fri Feb 05, 2010 08:10:30
Saleem.Akhtar
Elite Forces

[ PM: Saleem.Akhtar]
Class mein teacher k blouse k 2 button khul gaye.

Ye dekhkar 2 ladke hasne lage.

To madam boli,"Chup ho jao varna dono ko bahar nikal dungi


      


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