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| Thu Feb 04, 2010 21:24:22 | |
| Saleem.Akhtar Elite Forces [ PM: Saleem.Akhtar] | Saas bahu se : Mujhe to bs 1 pyara sa pota chahiye. . . . Bahu : bs 1 ??? aapka beta to mujhe aise chodta hai jaise 14 november ki rally meri he chut se niklegi... |
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| Thu Feb 04, 2010 21:27:45 | |
| Saleem.Akhtar Elite Forces [ PM: Saleem.Akhtar] | Log kehte hain k aurat k haath mein barkat hoti hai...... Bilkul sahi hai..... 2-3 inch ki cheej haath mein de do 8 inch ki kar deti hai |
| Thu Feb 04, 2010 21:39:29 | |
| Saleem.Akhtar Elite Forces [ PM: Saleem.Akhtar] | 1 ladki ka 2ri baar blatkar hua Uski ma boli - maine kaha tha na aage se dhyan rakhna. Ladki - Maine aage se dhyan rakha tha. Par unhone peechhe se daal diya |
| Thu Feb 04, 2010 21:47:41 | |
| Sibivr Royal Member [ PM: Sibivr] | Gr8 .Keep updating. |
| Thu Feb 04, 2010 22:26:08 | |
| Saleem.Akhtar Elite Forces [ PM: Saleem.Akhtar] | Sardar ki shadi hui. Suhagrat ko sardar ne sardarni ki choot mein 1 ungli daali. Sardarni sharmate huye oosri b daalo naSardar:Kyun siti bjani aa |
| Thu Feb 04, 2010 23:15:21 | |
| Saleem.Akhtar Elite Forces [ PM: Saleem.Akhtar] | Santa : Dhritrashtra k 100 putra thay Pandu k 5. Aisa kyun. . . Banta : Jinki aankhen hoti hain unko aur bhi bohat kaam hote hain. |
| Thu Feb 04, 2010 23:18:12 | |
| Saleem.Akhtar Elite Forces [ PM: Saleem.Akhtar] | Muddat se thi unki fuddi k aas, Deear-e-chut ko dil mein daba liya. Kisi ne di unke chudne ki khabar, Itni maari muthi k loda suja liye |
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| Thu Feb 04, 2010 23:40:43 | |
| Saleem.Akhtar Elite Forces [ PM: Saleem.Akhtar] | Wo goliyan bhi kya goliya hoti hain !!! Jo khade lund k neeche soti hain Sala lund to andar maza lene chala jata hai ye choot par sir patak patak k roti hain |
| Thu Feb 04, 2010 23:44:30 | |
| Saleem.Akhtar Elite Forces [ PM: Saleem.Akhtar] | Boy : Chalo kisi veeran c jagah par chalte hain. Girl : kuchh karoge to nahi Boy : bilkul nahi Girl : Fir rehne do. Yahan bhi theek hai |
| Fri Feb 05, 2010 00:52:27 | |
| Saleem.Akhtar Elite Forces [ PM: Saleem.Akhtar] | 1 budha pco par phone karne gaya. Girl Operator - Baba kahan karoge ? Budha - Beti chair par to hoga nahi neeche he bori daal lete hain |
| Fri Feb 05, 2010 00:54:23 | |
| Saleem.Akhtar Elite Forces [ PM: Saleem.Akhtar] | Q - chut kya hai? Hindi mein define karo. A - 2 pavitra jangho k beech wo mahan gufa jahan shri lund g maharaj khadi mudra mein andar jaate hain aur murchhit mudra mein bahar aate hain |
| Fri Feb 05, 2010 00:55:57 | |
| Saleem.Akhtar Elite Forces [ PM: Saleem.Akhtar] | 1 very hot wife husband ka pakad k boli-Mera laal, mera bachcha mera sona uth ja na husband : Behnchod isko choot mein lena hai ya tyar karke school bhejna h |
| Fri Feb 05, 2010 00:58:39 | |
| Saleem.Akhtar Elite Forces [ PM: Saleem.Akhtar] | Boyz ki zindagi k 2 usool hain.... 1 wo anjaan ladki ko kabhi lift nahi dete 2 wo kisi ladki ko anjaan nahi samajhte |
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| Fri Feb 05, 2010 00:59:33 | |
| Saleem.Akhtar Elite Forces [ PM: Saleem.Akhtar] | Bachcha : Aunty aapko is baar ladka he hoga. Pregnant lady : tumko kaise pta? Bachcha : Aapki fati huyi salwar mein se uski munchhe dikh rahi hain. |
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| Fri Feb 05, 2010 01:02:12 | |
| Saleem.Akhtar Elite Forces [ PM: Saleem.Akhtar] | Wife to husband : Hamari beti ki bra padosi k ghar se mili. Husband : tum wahan kya karne gayi thi ? Wife : Apni bra lene |
| Fri Feb 05, 2010 01:03:10 | |
| Saleem.Akhtar Elite Forces [ PM: Saleem.Akhtar] | Papa : Beta tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye ? Beta : G chand jaisi, jo shaam ko aaye aur subah chali jaye... Papa : Kaminey use chand nahi randi kehte hain |
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| Fri Feb 05, 2010 01:05:28 | |
| Saleem.Akhtar Elite Forces [ PM: Saleem.Akhtar] | Girl - Madam class k ladke tng karte hain. Madam - Ye to galat hai beti. Ladke class k hon ya bahar k wo hamesha khuli he karte hain. |
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| Fri Feb 05, 2010 05:29:19 | |
| Saleem.Akhtar Elite Forces [ PM: Saleem.Akhtar] | lagta hai koi is section mein visit nahi karta |
| Fri Feb 05, 2010 08:09:12 | |
| Saleem.Akhtar Elite Forces [ PM: Saleem.Akhtar] | apne ko kya hum to apna kaam karte rahenge |
| Fri Feb 05, 2010 08:10:30 | |
| Saleem.Akhtar Elite Forces [ PM: Saleem.Akhtar] | Class mein teacher k blouse k 2 button khul gaye. Ye dekhkar 2 ladke hasne lage. To madam boli,"Chup ho jao varna dono ko bahar nikal dungi |
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