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MEGA ADULT JOKS COLLECTION (NEW JOKES 18/11/2008)

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Wed Dec 31, 1969 18:00:00
Fri Aug 08, 2008 08:11:47
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	3 kapde ke vyapari mile. 1st: saree me humko kuchh nahi milta. 2nd: blouse me humko do mil jate hai. 3rd: ghaghre me to hame khud ka dalna padta hai.


Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:22:29
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	One day a man goes to bank for withdrawing cash. Lady cashier asked: so so ke loge? Man replied: Khade khade bhi chalega.


Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:23:02
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	Marriage s like going to Resturant U order Ur choice from d menu & then look at d neighbouring table & wish KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA


Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:23:30
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	Man pays Rs 1000 to a prostitute, but she runs away. He chases but fails. He puts a notice: If anyone finds sexy gal in white top and red skirt f.u.c.k her. Its PRE-PAID
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Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:24:00
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	Q: What do u get when you have sex with a judge, a banker & an architect? A: Judge- Honorable discharge. Banker - premature withdrawal. Architect- illegal erection


Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:27:35
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction doc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools lady lifts her skirt doc says im not a gynacologist im dentist she says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed


Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:27:53
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	What is the similarity between a girl and a folding chair???? . . . ? ?? ??? ??? Both are useless if they don't open their legs!!!


Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:28:19
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	Degrees of girls: BA:Beautiful Ass LLB:Lovely Lickable Breasts BSc:Beautiful Sexy Cunt. MBBS:Member of Big Boobs Soiety. MBA:Married But Available.....
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Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:29:04
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	A 20 year old girl started to look at her pussy. She got excited and gently smoothened the hair and started rubbing it. At one point she went mad and started rubbing her pussy madly.. until the pussy.... . . . . . . said MEOWWWW...


Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:29:36
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	Two tall girls with big boobs and sexy legs, completely nude, loot a bank. One said to another.."don't worry, no one will remember our faces"!!
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Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:30:00
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	Define BREAST B: Beautiful R: Roundshaped E:Equipment A:Amazingly S:Soft with T:Tasty milk . . Pio sar uthaake.. dabaao zor lagaake....


Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:31:21
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time? Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.


Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:31:41
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	Wives r incoming calls, Lovers r outgoing calls, Aunties r Toll-free calls, Callgirls r Roaming calls, Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.


Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:32:01
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree. Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty. Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.


Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:32:56
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	Q: Who is the worlds best goalkeeper ? A: A woman Q: why ? A: Because, whichever way you fu*k her, the balls just wont go in.
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Sun Dec 30, 2007 01:34:06
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	1 Ladka CallGirl ko upar baitha k sex kar raha tha BOY-Tum daily kitna kama leti ho? CalGirl-2000 BOY-Sach batao CalGirl-Roji pe baithi hu,Jhooth nahi bolungi


Wed Aug 06, 2008 14:44:08
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	According 2 Chinese Docs, a WoMaN'S BoDy HaS Five RooMS: 1.FACE-show room 2.BOOBS-play room 3.TUMMY-store room 4.VAGINA-men's room 5.ANUS-emergency room


Mon Dec 31, 2007 07:59:22
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	A lady goes to clinic, the doctor says, U look so weak & exhausted R U having 3 meals a day as I advised. Lady (confused): Dr. I thought U said 3 MALES a day.


Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:00:02
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	One day this girl was talking to her friend and she said to her, "My boyfriend bought me flowers for Valentines day this year so I guess I have to put my legs in the air for him.", and her friend replied, "Why? Don't you have a vase?"
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Mon Dec 31, 2007 08:00:29
vimalsoni Mobile King [ PM: vimalsoni]	Females reaction to pennis 9” ! Oh shit , Pain. 7” ! Oh yes, YMMMMM. 6” ! Ooooo, PERFECT. 5” ! Oh MMMM, OK. 4” ! Push More! 3” ! Is It in? 2” ! Idiot ! Just use your finger.



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