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| Mirza27 PM [114183] Rank:SMS XPERT Collection | | Options | Thanx | Like(2) | Quote | Jun 18, 2011 5:35AM Boy:Kya baat hai choot par1bhi baal nahi hai? Callgirl: Madarchod tu 5000 kharch karke chodne aya hai ya meri choot par kanghi karne???? ----------------- 3 thanks:mirza98,crazy_fog,crashin, |
| mirza98 PM [92534] Rank:Frendz Contributor Collection | | Options | Thanx | Like(0) | Quote | Jun 18, 2011 6:15PM Ekbar ek sadhu baba galise gujar raha tha, Tabhi unpar ek BRA giri..... Baba- hey prabhu e teri kaishi lila hai, aam koi aur chush raha hai aur chhilka humpe phekh raha hai. |
| mirza98 PM [92534] Rank:Frendz Contributor Collection | | Options | Thanx | Like(1) | Quote | Jun 18, 2011 6:18PM Ladies k sath koun kaise Haramipan karte hai- Bank wala-Madam aap so so k legi.? Fruit wala- Ji zara kele ka size to dekho, dil khush ho jayege. Petrol wala-kitana Dalu.? Dhobi- Ji aap kapde nikal k rakho mai abhi aata hu. Zerox wala- Madam aage piche dono taraf se karu ya sirf ek side se.... ----------------- 2 thanks:crazy_fog,crashin, |
| mirza98 PM [92534] Rank:Frendz Contributor Collection | | Options | Thanx | Like(0) | Quote | Jun 18, 2011 6:19PM 1 aadmi 1 lady se aapke kitne bachhe hai? lady-10. Man- yaani aapki zameen achhi upjau hai. lady- behanchod meri zameen upjau nahi, mera kisan mehanti hai. post edited by-mirza98 |
| mirza98 PM [92534] Rank:Frendz Contributor Collection | | Options | Thanx | Like(0) | Quote | Jun 18, 2011 6:52PM kabr me aashiq ka janaza pada hai Haddiyan to gal gyi par lund khada hai |
| mirza98 PM [92534] Rank:Frendz Contributor Collection | | Options | Thanx | Like(0) | Quote | Jun 18, 2011 6:53PM Boss Ne Apne Sare Salesman Ko Bulaya Aur Announcement Ki Boss: “Jo Salesman Sabse Jyada Sales Dega Usko Apna Lund Chuswane Ka Moka Milega” Salesman Khushi Se: “Par Lund Chusega Kon?” Boss: “Jo Sabse Kam Sales Dega“ ----------------- 2 thanks:INTEL.INSIDE,crazy_fog, |
| mirza98 PM [92534] Rank:Frendz Contributor Collection | | Options | Thanx | Like(0) | Quote | Jun 18, 2011 6:55PM Sabse pavitra chez agar h to wo h lund, kyuki lund bahut vinamra h, hamesha jhuka rehta h, lund dayalu h, har ladki ki goad bharne me sahayak hota h, lund asli guru h, wo hamesha apne do shishyo (latura or gatua) ka sath nahi chhodta, lund me saadgi h, jab sara sansar a.c me sota h, wo ek choti si gufa me raat guzarta h, lund adrniya h, kyuki wo har nari ko dekh kar khada ho jata h, lund devta h, chahe kitna modo marodo usme se amrit hi nikalta h, jisse ye sari sristi chalti h, (jai ho lund maharaj ki. ----------------- 1 thanks:INTEL.INSIDE, |
| rockon PM [33840] Rank:Newbie Collection | | Options | Thanx | Like(0) | Quote | Jun 18, 2011 10:10PM nice jokes |
| crazy_fog PM [166996] Rank:Senior Member Collection | | Options | Thanx | Like(0) | Quote | Jun 20, 2011 4:35PM keep updating |
| PRINCESAAD PM [36096] Rank:Zhakas Member Collection | | Options | Thanx | Like(0) | Quote | Jun 20, 2011 4:54PM Ek Kuwari Ladki ko Baccha Ho Gaya Uska Baap- Ye Kiska Hai Ladki- Papa Miss Call To Sab Hi Marte The.. ..Pata Nahi Kiska Receive Ho Gaya |
| PRINCESAAD PM [36096] Rank:Zhakas Member Collection | | Options | Thanx | Like(0) | Quote | Jun 20, 2011 4:55PM Surdas-Bhabhi lo Laddu. Bhabhi naha rahi thi socha ki surdas to andhe hain, bina kapdo ke hi bahar aa ke boli-ye kis khusi me Surdas-MERI ANKHE THEEK HO GAYI |
| PRINCESAAD PM [36096] Rank:Zhakas Member Collection | | Options | Thanx | Like(0) | Quote | Jun 20, 2011 4:57PM GIRL-Bas karo kisi ne dekh liya to,BOY-kuch nahi hoga,Bas sidhi raho,Thoda khol kar rakho,Thoda dekhne do,"AGAR NAHI DIKHAYA TO Exam me fail ho jaunga. |
| INTEL.INSIDE PM [141615] Rank:Average Member Collection | | Options | Thanx | Like(0) | Quote | Jun 22, 2011 1:58AM Chaman bhai k area me kisi ladki ka rape ho gaya jisne kia usko chaman bhai k pass laya gaya- Chaman- ye apun ka area h ye jante hue bhi tune rape kiya? Boy- sorry galti ho gai C- acha ye sab kaise hua? B- usne apun ko ishare se upar bulaya apun gaya to usne ghar ka gate band kar diya C- fir? B- wo boli, o chikne meri pyas bhuja de C- fir? B- apun ne socha ki chaman bhai ka area hai lafda ni karne ka C- fir B- apun bola 1-2 kis karega suck b karega lekin fuck ni, akhir chaman bhai ka area hai C-fir B- usne meri pant utar di fir apne kapde utarne lagi C- (Being excitd) fir? B- usne apni jeans & top utar di aur fir bra & panty b, apun to mast ho gaya lekin socha ki chaman bhai ka area hai C- (Fully excitd) fir? B- apun ne uske lips pe kis kiya & boobs suck karne laga bt dimag me tha ki chaman bhai ka area hai C- (Out of cntrl) fir B- apun aage badhne wala tha lekin socha k chaman bhai ka area hai C- abe chaman bhai gaya maa chudane, aage bol B- exactly apun bhi yahi socha ar chod diya post edited by-INTEL.INSIDE |
| INTEL.INSIDE PM [141615] Rank:Average Member Collection | | Options | Thanx | Like(0) | Quote | Jun 22, 2011 2:11AM Oscar nominated blue films 2010- 1) Randi ki gand me Dandi 2) Saali jawan jija pareshan 3) Latakta khanjar kachhe k andar 4) Padosan k chuchi sabse unchi 5) Utaar ke panty so gai aunty 6) Zalim lauda lage hathoda 7) Peticote me visfote 8) Randi kardi thandi 9) Paan khaye muniya maa chudaye duniya 10) hath me anda aur gand me danda.... ![]() ----------------- 1 thanks:Romeo111, |
| INTEL.INSIDE PM [141615] Rank:Average Member Collection | | Options | Thanx | Like(0) | Quote | Jun 22, 2011 2:15AM Girl- babaji maine apne boyfriend ko Bhenchod kaha Babji- kyo? Girl- Usne meri chummi lit thi, Babaji kissed & ask-Aise? Girl- Ji Babaji- Ispe bhenchod nai kehna chahiye Girl- Usne bra utar ke mere boobs chuse Babji sucked boobs & asked- Aise? Girl- Ji Babaji-Ye bhi koi badi wajah nahi Girl- Usne mujhe fuck kiya Babaji fucked the girl & asked- Aise? Girl- Ha Baba- Ye bhi badi wajah nahi Girl- Sex k baad usne mujhe bataya k Usey AIDS hai ! Baba- O Bhenchod !!! ![]() ----------------- 1 thanks:Romeo111, |
| INTEL.INSIDE PM [141615] Rank:Average Member Collection | | Options | Thanx | Like(0) | Quote | Jun 22, 2011 2:23AM 1 call girl ki kavita….. Like u Mohabbat k siwa aur bhi gham hain zamane me Mohabbat k siwa aur bhi gham hain zamane me Kabi aa k dekho Choot phat jati hai din k 200 kamane me… ----------------- 1 thanks:crashin, |
| Somashekhar4u PM [49480] Rank:Average Member Collection | | Options | Thanx | Like(1) | Quote | Jun 22, 2011 11:04PM Thought for the day. Always marry a woman with small palms. . . . It makes your dick look bigger! ----------------- 1 thanks:crashin, |
| INTEL.INSIDE PM [141615] Rank:Average Member Collection | | Options | Thanx | Like(0) | Quote | Jun 23, 2011 4:55PM ^ he he he |
| crashin PM [61955] Rank:GT LegenD Collection | | Options | Thanx | Like(0) | Quote | Jun 24, 2011 1:31AM Shaabash ; |
| crashin PM [61955] Rank:GT LegenD Collection | | Options | Thanx | Like(0) | Quote | Jun 24, 2011 1:31AM :character0011: |